A Library. Really?

Received this in an email from my brother the other day:


The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be one of the first to make a contribution to this man's legacy. The Library will include:

• The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
• The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.
• The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won't have to even show up.
• The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won't let you in.
• The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won't let you out.
• The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which they're still trying to locate).
• The Iraq War Room, where after you complete your first tour, they will make you go back for second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.
• The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

Plans also include:

• The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
• The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
• To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
• Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.

We may be going to Texas soon, but won't be stopping here anytime soon.