Friday, August 12, 2005

Breaking News: Jesus Blogs LIVE on Intelligent Design

Yes, kids, you heard it here first! Jesus is commenting about the latest scientific breakthrough "intelligent design." An excerpt:

"Anyway. Can I tell you something about Intelligent Design? Like, real insider stuff? I know, it's like passing out a cheat sheet for a final exam, but my dad is so pissed with all the crap going on down here that he's threatening to put his fist through the time-space continuum. Try living with that. You have no idea."

Actually, as you'll find out, this post is the work of a very talented-and snarky-writer who writes regularly on Daily Kos. This poster, "Bill in Portland, Maine" writes a daily "Cheers & Jeers" column that makes me wonder why I ever even try to blog. Bill is compassionate, silly, childish, smart, clever and friendly. Plus, he's got a great handle on the issues of the day, and a huge cult following. If you're interested, check out Daily Kos around mid-morning Monday through Friday. Although during the summer he takes Monday off, like any sensible person who lives near the beach.

Enjoy! It is highly recommended to improve your workday. Cheers to BinPM!

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