(Via TBogg, from The Onion)
"HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. "We are proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm," said David J. Lesar, Halliburton's president. "The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches."
It's so sad how true this sounds.
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Cool blog!
Katrina is the worst thing ever to happen to Bushie.
He's like the Emperor Nero, fiddling while Rome burns.
But it's okay because Rome is just full of black people, right?
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