Thursday, June 30, 2005

Top 10 Rejected Titles for Saddam's New Novel

10. The Da Vinci Goat.

9. Of Lice and Men.

8. I'm Okay, You're Uday.

7. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sand.

6. Inspectors Turn up no Evidence that Herbie was Ever Fully Loaded.

5. Mahmoud Potter and the Goblet of Hummus.

4. Kuwaiting for Godot.

3. Along Came a Spider Hole.

2. Sunnis are from Mars, Shiites are from Venus, Americans are Infidel Pig Dogs.

1. The Brotherhood of the Traveling Underpants

"Late Show With David Letterman," 6/27/05

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

My favorite is "The Brotherhood of the Traveling Underpants" !! I love Letterman, the man is nuts.

Anonymous said...

I like #2!! Made me almost spit my coffee across my desk yesterday morning when I first ran across it. Love Letterman!