Hard Time?

Well, the CEO of Tyco is found guilty. Hard to believe that Mr. $6000-shower-curtain Man will be showering with a crowd soon. As they say, don't bend over to pick up the soap, dude.

"Kozlowski, 58, was found guilty of conspiracy, fraud and falsifying business records.

The jury found Swartz, 44, guilty of grand larceny, securities fraud and eight of nine counts of falsifying business records."

I hope this gives some of the Tyco employees a level of satisfaction.