A Last Laugh?

From Wonkette, telling the story of a meeting between Hunter Thompson and the Chimp:

Says the good Doctor: "[George W. Bush] knew who I was...because I had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was part of the Bush dynasty. But he was nothing, he offered nothing, and he promised nothing.

He had no humor. He was insignificant in every way and consequently I didn't pay much attention to him.

But when he passed out in my bathtub, then I noticed him. I'd been in another room, talking to the bright people. I had to have him taken away."

Love it.