Who Gives a Fig?

:: Rant alert :: Rant alert :: Rant alert ::

• Why in God's name does anyone give two hoots whether Madonna adopts a child?
  
  
• Who gives a care whether Britney Spears has another child and what she names it?
  
  
• Does anyone think about when or where Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes get married? Or even IF they get married?

Arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Enough already.